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Geriatric Edition
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>>22436593
Well, this thread died less than an hour after you made it.
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>>22437481
I guess pregnant women over 35 are a micro niche.
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>>22437778
Well, yeah. When you said 'geriatric" I thought you'd post 6 blank images.
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Fuck OP's fetish autism, this is a regular preggo thread now.
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>>22438216
I appreciate you. You clearly understand what OP does not.
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28 yo wife
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>>22436598
that poor baby is going to be indian
rough
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>>22440019
Let's go
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>>22440036
Except she's Trinidadian... and she married this guy.
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>>22438216
Good on you mate
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good thread
my main kink
have 10 on me, in hopes of keeping this thread alive
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>>22441924
Is this her singleton or did she get pregnant again?
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More of these two?
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>>22438593
This is the best female form. You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.
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More
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Let's get back on topic with Anne Hathaway looking radiant at last night's premiere of The Odyssey.
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>>22445063
she cute in a weird way
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>>22445242
her kid will be a retard but atleast she looked really hot while pregnant
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>>22445292
I love this shot of her cradling her belly.
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This thread needs a lethal dose of pregnant Puerto Ricans
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>>22447394
>lethal dose
that mierda madre does make me want to die.
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>>22447418
Cry about it, turbofag
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>>22436593
>new cute female of similar age hired for other department at work
>chat up in social event
>good connection
>older female coworker who wants to find me a match privately brought up the visible connection, impressed
>suggests to check whether new coworker is single
>turns out she's not single
>turns out she got engaged or married a week or two later
>don't interact with her since
>offices rearranged
>see her more
>she has no memory of the first interaction, sees me as hallway stranger
>still charmed by her
>recently got visibly pregnant
>it looks good on her, unlike other pregnant coworkers who look like limping hags
>heart jumps and sinks every time I see her
>wish she was pregnant with my child
Life sucks.
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That bitch is dominican, retard.
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Unfortunately, there are hardly any pics of Natalie Portman's current pregnancy, but I'm glad she posted this to her IG.
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>>22436593
>Geriatric
Anon wants a downie + autism fucked up baby. Might as well fuck your sister since it will have the same effect.
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>>22445292
Why will it be retarded?
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>>22458205
OP hates women. Their only way of coping with happy women is to wish ill fortune on them.
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>>22458206
What if he simply loves Milfs getting pregnant, like I do? You sound deranged. If anyone is gonna be retarded here, it’s you.
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>>22458206
Take your meds.
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Now that /r/ is kill, where do I go to request colorizations and nude edits of pregnant women?

Obviously can't do it here.
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>>22459765
>Now that /r/ is kill
Good
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>>22457797
nice
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>>22459765
correct, and yet you did anyways, faggot
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>>22445443
That accessory on her stomach looks so cool.
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Stock image sites are a goldmine for this kind of stuff
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>>22461237
>that face
imagine the kind of downie she birthed
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>>22461246
Couldn't be any worse than you, anon.
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>>22451993
Lmao
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>>>22438593
>This is the best female form. You may not like it, but this is what peak female performance looks like.
Must agree
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>>22451993
You'll find yours anon, don't worry. Might feel shitty right now, but give it time. Someday in the future, you'll meet someone who you have an even stronger connection with, and you'll look back on this chick and not even care.

She just came in your life to show you what you want/to solidify that desire. Keep your chin up, keep that dream in your heart, and one day, you'll have your own hot, charming, pregnant wife.
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Newfag retards
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>>22451993
inb4 anon gets babytrapped by the first hoe who gives him attention and will have to pay child support for the next 18 years
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I'm going to have unprotected sex with my wife while she is ovulating today lads
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>>22470525
Bold strategy
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>under 2 weeks til due date
>GF body looks amazing
>constantly up for sex when she's not sleeping
Ama
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Anyone have more of this beautiful body?
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Can anyone tell me if Emily Bloom is pregnant or not, based on this photo of her recent stream?
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>>22451993
I'm sorry you sound so Indian
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>>22458205
Older women are more likely to have tard babies. Look at women you know with mong children. They generally are older, having frequently put off children until their career is in order.

Eggs & sperm wonk out as folks age. Abortion is fine, so that we can have happy milfs instead of mothers of 4channers
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>>22453262
Sup with the photoshopped "daddy board"?
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>>22461246
Gawd, I'll bet it flaps, screeches, and beats the help
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>>22445499
wish she was my mommy
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>>22472279
Oh god please it be true
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Wife
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>>22471224

Why haven't you put a ring on that finger of hers? You've basically hit the jackpot as it is.
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>>22441912
She looks Jewish. Which makes my dick even harder as I wanna fill a hot nerdy Jewess up with spunk.
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>>22469361
I've jerked off to multiple vids of her. Found her by typing ""Ugly/hairy" in to the search engine. My favorite is where she gets fucked on the side of a road by one guy, saggy tits flopping around, and then rushes over to another guy to squat over his face and piss in his mouth. Oomph.
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got more?
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>>22438217
Sauce?