Wardrobe Malfunction Edition
>>954113835Shit thread.
>>954113697I don't come here for that.
>>954113927I love Audrey Hepburn
>>954113927>>954113963Hepburn Edition
One of us One of usOne of us
go away, allison
>>954114013God dammit I thought this was real for a second
Smooth Buttcheek Edition
>>954113963Most dudes do, did, and will.
>>954114101
>>954113835(((malfunction)))
My new desktop wallpaper
>>954114150still didn't ask faggot
>>954114150Sex
>>954114201Im a guy married to a woman. How am I a fag?
>>954114150Die
>>954114013>>954114052
>>954114288Shut up post more wife
>>954114288shut the fuck up, kill yourself retard
>>954113835Whoever posted this B&W 1950s Wardrobe Malfunction in the previous thread was what inspired the theme for this edition.
>>954114070Post the webm of Lil Mo getting her pussy eaten.
>>954114350Ha ha will do!
>>954114476Post a webm of you blowing your own head off
>>954114094I'm in love with Livvy and her perfect bum and her adorable freckles
>>954114467I see.
>>954114150>1280x720You're worse than beady, that gay pedophile namefag who talked about fapping to 9 year old boys, and the fag who is gonna spam worst emma and her saggy cellulite ass.
>>954114467
>>954114467i don't think that is real.
>>954114573I don't have one.Even if I did, how would I post it? I can't post without a head, dummy!
>>954113835
>>954114682The full res one I actually used was too big to share.
dont talk to troy
>>954114846Why is she so ugly?
>>954114252Dumpy Cottage Cheese ass. Can't blame Emma for the look of disgust on her face.
>>954114846>too big to share.You're here 12 hours a day and have been for months. This just confirms that one guy who hates everyone is right for once for hating you more than he hates his reflection in the mirror.I feel shameful for the naive one who talks to you. He will never learn.
>>954114037You go away. Allison can stay.
>>954114908Emma IS the one with the dumpy cottage cheese ass.
Im so goddamn tired of seeing fuckin beaners and niggers everywhere man holy shit GET THE FUCK OUT you fucking mooching parasites in my country holy fuck NONE of you have an ounce of shame
>>954114037With Choli gone Allison is the new 'Best celeb thread poster™'
>>954115081>mooching I giggled
Seems only the mean, jealous bullies are here tonight. Gonna go cuddle my wife.
>>954115042I can't tell who the fuck is who in that pic.
>>954115081You know the rules troy. When your sister is getting her cunt stretched out by DeShawn and his 10" cock you have to leave the house. It freaks them out to hear you grunting and tugging on your 4" penis.
>>954115000Elaborate. Find a better photo resizer thingy?
the inside of troy's skull looks like that room where they shot joe pesci in goodfellas.
>>954115151Where are you and your wife as you're typing this?
>>954114594
Thanks whoever the fuck posted this.
>>954115361Tfw she will never have sex with me. Real pain in the balls
>>954115403Your welcome, anon
>>954115151>>954115315Wifey fag always leaves before someone asks a question. Weird.
>>954115403Some illiterate fag keeps claiming credit for my work. No idea why.You're welcome.
>>954115527
>>954115506Lol i posted it in the celeb thread lastnight, talking about 'how to goon' and posting Ernst twins
>>954114460>Evangeline LillyHer anus once experienced a "wardrobe malfunction" when she tooted in the face of a passenger on an airplane.
>>954115337Look at this flexible little brat!>>954115358So cute, soooo cute
>>954115615Huge honkers
>>954115651
Mmmmmm Queen Dafne
>>954115653
>>954115572Does Boss man know you're taking a 10 minute break Vikram? Get back to your workstation and multi-task between making A.I slop for the white man and completing bot verification.Aditi will be bringing you fresh Chai at 3AM. Only 15 minute. Chop Chop, Hurry Hurry.
Now I'm just confused. Thanks anyway.
Here I was thinking that /cel/ was my safeplace but then broky shows up and does the usual
>5PMTime for Franny and her melted face vs Muttley Keen vs Scoliosis vs Xhjyk "Soon to be deported by ICE" Gomez.
>>954115730Wft is vikram, this 'burn' is very obscure. Dont worry i still love you, and we will play catch when i get home champ
>>954115819Personally I would have included the poor mobile jeet but presumably you still filter 'm' posts?
>>954115682Insane figure
might be brooke time
>>954115896Glow harder. This is why you didn't get that promotion.
>>954115623cool
>>954115746
>>954115965
>>954115885All 'M' post, posts under a certain resolution, and posts under a certain filesize. Filters out the mobile posters and the pathetic incel who thinks his filenames are cute.
>>954115819Is it one anon posting all these B&Ws?
>>954115042>Emma IS the one with the dumpy cottage cheese ass.No. Emma has the butt of an angel.
>>954116036yum
>>954116044FOR YOU on your favorite board:>Is the hair: Why does he have such a styled, salon-like haircut if he's supposed to be poor, mistreated, and living in a basement?
>>954116159No. KYS for being so stupid.
>>954115186>I can't tell who the fuck is who in that pic.The girl with the dumpy cottage cheese ass is Ashley Benson.
>>954114672Fake. The og actress wasnt SMG, this is shopped.
>>954116260I'll get right on that.
She needs a bad dragon Horse toy
>>954116343Be sure you do.
>>954116208Judy deserves a pay raise
>>954116213Challenging fap ACCEPTED.Now fuck off.
>>954116303Of Cara Delevingne fame.
Biggest let down of 2020s
>>954116448You've fapped to worse.
>>954116516her wasted potential is a metaphor for the decade as a whole
fap to bad stuff!
Iggy makes me goon
>>954116569HOW DARE YOU.My penis only ejaculates to the primest of prime things.Disc tomorrow?
Wife's calling me for sex, see you later
>>954116495>dat pic<3
>>954116810Die
>>954116810You already said that. And you didn't answer that one anons question.Fuck off cunt.
>>954114467>maximum disappoint
>>954116761Enjoy the Sunshine Princess.;)
>>954116757Needs gang
>>954114922>Claire Danes
>>954117044I know.
>>954116637
>>954115593>1786115996700909.webmPerfectly natural response to the sight of Ashley Benson's flabby behind.
>>954116661Preach
>>954117152Fat nigger
Just saw a ups driver dump his piss bottle out in front of my building
>>954117400What if it was Gingerale.
>>954114071Is that Jordyn Jones? OP said "celebrities", not useless, untalented cam whores.
thread fucking sucks
No gay thoughts. No gay thoughts. No gay thoughts.
>>954117439it def was not
>>954117552Just remember it smells like cigarette ash. Which by the way wouldn't bother me.
>>954117561She probably has nicer nipples. And definitely has bush.
>>954117522Okay Bill. Thanks.
>>954117669nat?
>>954117739blackedbait
>>954117707
>>954117669welp I almost just came to this>>954117739annnndddd I'm throbbing>>954117789fucking hell
eating anya's pussy would be like licking banana pudding out of an ash tray, but i'd do it anyway.
piss off troink
>>954117768As long as we see her take big cock idc what color/species it is
anal chafing
>>954117882or see those soles wrapped around a huge cock
>>954115311KEK
>>954117789thank you i think i will stroke and cum to her
>>954117842Jesus.
>>954118008This guy is an omega chud. In highschool he used to write crazy shit about how much he hated women
>>954117842Ummm I don't think that's pudding anon (still would).
>>954117400>Just saw a ups driver dump his piss bottle out in front of my buildingIf you have it on video you could report him for it and maybe get him fired, if you want to ruin him.
>>954118067Well now he is married with kids. Go figure.
>>954118086it's creamy. anya's creamy. that's good enough for me. <3
>>954118091fuck that ups should give them breaks, i'm on his side
>>954117986
>>954118139Kind of this.
>>954118139ava is here time for me to stroke and finally cum
>>954113927I've never understood the attraction. She looks like a teenage boy ... oh, wait, now I get it.
>>954118111Yeah anyone who actually cares for others at all in any genuine way is never going to get laid, it's impossible
>>954118145nat please
>>954118067Fat nigger
>>954118169
>>954118189Good fucking retarded Christ that's good bait.
>>954118243throbbing and leaking already tbh been edging for a few days now
>>954118322wish i could swallow it
>>954118368mmmmm would shoot so much cum down your throat
Millie makes me spillie
>>954118430yaaaay
NEED TO CUM TO NAT
>>954118463can I please cum to her braces. I'm really close and need one or 2 more pics
