hey you fat idiot, if you could meet any bearded celebrity or historical figure or whoever and cum in their beard then who would you meet and cum in their beard like a big gay beardcumming fagwanker, I'd choose eminent Scottish physicist James Clerk Maxwell and I'd splatter thicks ropes of jizz into his stupid fucking physics beard, the gay cunt
that was a flawless save, no one noticed my slight error there
>>954110679what if i want to cum in my own beard instead?just really plaster myself in thick ropes of cum like a nasty ape in the zoo
>>954110865you can't do that, your choices are a) cum in his beard or b) cum in his bear and option b) has been invalidated by the judging panel
>>954110932in that case i'll choose Maxwell as well because i am a bukkake fiend
also, the judging panel can get bukkake'd i am passionate about option b)
>>954111025he could talk dirty to you and tell you the force of attraction between his beard and particles of positively-charged jizz in a vacuum, maybe that'd press your buttons, dunno, not judging or anything but you sound like a bit of a gay cunt m8
>>954111060someone's got to clean that up when you're finished you know
>>954111099that sounds exciting >you sound like a bit of a gay cunt m8that's because i am a gay cunt
>>954111176i uploaded the wrong image like a gay cunt
>>954111176I sincerely hope you have fun doing whatever it is you people do with each other's genitalia but I'm going to go and fall asleep because I was dramatically drunk two days ago and I still feel rough as a bear's arse m8, laters u gay cunt
>>954111298see you later, ladi hope you'll feel better after your sleepi'm going to be a gay wanking cunt elsewhere
>>954110679Abraham Lincoln
>>954113971I call Robert E. Lee. We can do a reinactment
>>954113971
Gandalf.
Brian Blessed because he'd do his stupid big laugh at my penis and some cum would go in his mouth
>>954117584gooid choice, I'd do Gandalf and Saruman and Dumbledore for the Lord of the Rings masgic triple bukkake beard experience
>>954110679Ask me nicely and I might answer.
>>954118916ask yourself nicely you gay cunt
