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My new neighbor is in a wheelchair but his wife is a 10/10 smokeshow. Like its honestly ridiculous. How do i ask if hes open to cucking. Like obviously im not a sociopath and going to walk over and say "hey since your dick doesnt work can I fuck your wife". I mean like what are some subtle hints I can give that im down as I try to befriend them?
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>>954109744

LOL ALL 4 BILION WOMEN OF EARTH AGREEā„¢

theyd sooner fuck a quadriplegic than you
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>>954110818
Naw dude im being serious
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>>954109744
he could just be lazy and his dick works and is bigger than yours. ask him about that first.
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>>954110818
TOP KEK
>>954109744
you just go over there and pull your cock out. dont say anything, use the electric tension in the air to your advantage anon.
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>>954109744
you are ableist and ignorant. depending on the reason he is in a wheelchair there is every possibility that his dick works better than yours. you should ask to suck his first to check if it even works or not before you make assumptions.
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>>954109744
if you're not a 100% sperg, you will know by interacting with the wife if she's interested by some dicking and extracurricular activities
just lightly flirt or eye-contact her without him noticing and see how she responds
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>>954109744
i would suggest just simply raping her.
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>>954114526
Found the wheelchair nigga
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>>954115357
Kek
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>>954114526
oh look here come the nigger that got his leg blown off in the desert for a camaro
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>>954116376
oddly specific
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>>954109744
>Like obviously im not a sociopath
No, it's pretty obvious what you really are...
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>>954117787
What?