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>dirty dirty money
how do people launder their money? Let's say you've found a couple 100k and you want to invest it. You can't just go to your bank and cash it in without an explanation. How would you guys make dirty money clean again?
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>>954104272
If you think anyone cares about such a small amount, you're hopped up on the disco biscuits.
Just leave your paychecks in the bank, and buy your weekly needs with cash. It will be "laundered" in a few months.
You can do a couple deposits between 3 and 5k to speed things up if you were.
Don't buy anything flashy. Sparkly brings attention.
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Theyre happy when you are broke. When you come up cant wait to bring up your past. When it dont work they start telling lies eventually they all die. Then you live in peace because you are nothing like them.
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>>954106017
this doesn't help at all
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>>954104272
Escort use cash transfers to a foreign bank or individual via western union.
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>>954104272
go to fbi.gov/tips then say you have dirty money then they will come and clean it
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>>954104272
>a couple 100k and you want to invest it. You can't just go to your bank and cash it in without an explanation.
Take out a loan, retard. Then pay it off with a "friend's" money in a month. 100k USD is such small potatoes shit no one gives a fuck about that.