The birds outside are PISSING ME OFF. Why choose the trees near my window to CHIRP all FUCKING morning?I'M TRYING TO GET SOME REST BEFORE MY GOYSLAVE WAGECUCK SHIFT STARTS....How do I scare the birds off?
you cannot, you must accept that this is your punishment for not allowing cats to roam freely through your neighborhood, thus allowing the birds to perch and scream where ever they please
Lmao birds gonna bird. The only way is to get a larger, louder bird to hang out in the tree.
>>954099491Cats ARE in my neighborhood! They are all useless fat fucks because all they do is beg and lie around all day. They are too fat and lazy to climb a tree to catch the birds.
>>954099494There is no point if the bigger bird chirps also.
>>954099569
Les oiseaux sont important
>>954099707OUI LOSI
>>954099550shouldn't've fed those cats so much, now you gotta get some wild dogs to chase the cats up trees
>>954099850Well I can't let them starve. Someone has gotta feed them.
>>954099882we just went over this.. the birds that are making so much noise would be feeding them if you didn't....
>>954099448 Sleep with a fan on
>>954099942LMAO these make me laugh now
>>954100000Checked
>>954099931Even if the cats were catching the birds, the birds out-number them.
>>954100000Holy checked
>>954100059Eventually the birds would come to the conclusion that the neighborhood was no longer a safe place to perch and scream all day because of the threat of cats and they would move elsewhere for the most part and your problem would be solved, please, trust in cats
