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>be me
>craft thoughtful and insightful post to stimulate intellectual discussion with fellow /b/tards
>follow all the rules
>do five thousand captchas
>click post
>"your IP range is b& due to abuse"
>surprised-pikachu.jpg
>keep reading
>"you may post if you verify your email address"
>click link to verify
>do forty million captchas
>get email with link to verify
>do infinity more captchas
>"error. Invalid or expired link"

Wtf! I just want to post stupid shit on this retarded board. What do I have to do to not get blocked all the time?
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>>954121451
Man it gets way more retarded, I'm a phonefag and a newfag and I often when I try posting I get ban messages saying "this IP has been permabanned for posting child porn in 2021"... Nigga I didn't even use 4chan till like 2y ago lmao

At least I can just turn on and off airplane mode to ban evade kek
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nothing worth doing is easy chump
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>be me
>posted so many shitposts I only need to do one captcha every 3 posts
>post frogs 24/7
>no IP range ban
lol
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>>954121768

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What do btards think of Mr. Torture?
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Girls you stroke to

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You're all dog fuckers...

You raped innocent animals

Ur pornstar life, should be Dog fuckers, not Tijuana beastiality
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>>954121008
Bark
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Isis, fuck you.

Dead baby jokes...

And retarded homosexual tranny's,

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>>954119794
I met her in Dublin once, I was drunk, her voice was so fucking annoying. Genuinely made me want to sock her gob.
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>>954119961
sure you did fag
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>>954119868
sadge
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>>954118121
wish she'd do more femdom stuff on her OF
she like teases it hardcore on streams but then none of her actual content really goes into it
she's really into male humiliation but just doesn't give us much
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>>954117750
u know this adds to his point on xqc having behind the scene info, what other streamer except adin knows what happens when u meet the president

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Post chicks with a broad chest. Doesn't even have to be huge tits, just like a chest that's build like a fridge
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What does it mean if I'm attracted to women's bodies but I hate them for their words, actions, and personalities?
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It means you cucked yourself out of finding the right woman. There is a woman out there for everyone.

If 95% of meat was rotten, you would desperately search for the fresh 5% in order to survive. Your genes are supposed to pressure you to do ANYTHING to find the right woman, the 5%. You failed. Now you are a cuck who resents the 95% because you couldn’t find your share of the 5%.
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>>954117166
What do you mean I "failed"? Don't you mean I temporarily gave up?
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>>954116650
That you are a heterosexual male.
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>>954116831
This nigger gets it.
Women are insufferable. If they didn't have pussies, they'd be the loneliest people on the planet.
But, the pussy is so good that it makes up for the rest of the female insufferability.
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>>954117166
>Your genes
If OP has relatives who reproduced his genes will be just fine.

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>I am just one person doing this.
>I am internationally wanted by multiple alphabet agencies.
>I am sitting in my own feces because I can't bear to stop long enough to change my diaper.
YO, JONES, I DID IT!
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>>954119071
>t-this one poster is a samefag!
Who else would it be, schizo? Two guys on one keyboard?
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>>954108630
Spamming faggot
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>>954119917
Meds, E
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>>954119917
Evidence?
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>>954119979
None

My parents don't want me at their house over the holidays since apparently I am an "angry drunk." How's life treating you, anon
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>>954119865
I think he never wanted kids and doesn't care about putting effort into relationships. Makes me feel worthless
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>>954119820
>just drink bro, people suck
Agreed but if you expect that to change for the better you have to change how you look at it.
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>>954119951
Maybe you're right. Maybe you're not.
There's a lot of reasons a person can start withdrawing.
But I get that it makes you feel that way. That sucks, anon.
Doesn't mean you are worthless though.
Nobody can make you worthless except yourself.
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>>954120135
He's been withdrawing for as long I can remember. After 37 years of trying to get through to this guy I finally give up. There's just no one inside. It's really eerie
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>>954120352
Yeah well. Some people aren't really here for it.
I get long periods where I practically disappear for months on end.
Never meant that I don't like somebody, and I usually end up hating myself for being like this, but I have issues and often I can't really talk about it, or anything.
I guess the best you can do is leave it at that, live your life, maybe leave the door open just a bit, if you care at all.
No point in forcing these things, that often just makes it worse I think.
But who am I telling that, you're older than me.

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cringe thread
keep it goin boys
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Fedora tippers not extinct
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She dont stfu lol
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>>954110910
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>>954110910
Just a German
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>>954119171
so original

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94 days to christmas u slobbering neanderthal fucking Gaylord McFagballs
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>>954110801
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>>954110858
no worries, i just posted in there as well
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>>954102057
Kek. Its got pepe so its official
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>>954093981
On the first day of Christmas, my true love bought for me: A gallon of Puff Daddy lube for his green ass.
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>>954119927
>green ass
?
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>>954119927
sounds to me that you need a piece of pidser, fren

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how do get rid of all the commie fucks in California
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>>954111355
>used yo be
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>>954106489
>These are among some of the smartest people in the country.
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>>954106489
>Though it does depend on the home schooling them,
?
you homeschooled too?
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>>954104838
Answer the JQ.
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>>954104838
If you want to get rid of commies in California, just mandate everyone needs to shower every day, and women need to shave their armpits and use deodorant.
That'll wipe out more than half the state.

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>>954117626
kek pokigent fags are the funniest bunch here
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Rae got off at 4am and hosting friend slop event at 2pm the goat
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just make a thread that says otk and friends you retarded niggers
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>>954117865
it will be :3 they haven't had a bad collab yet i've watched the mukbang vod at least 10 times already and the food review vod like 3 times
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Jesus Christ eats his own cum all day in heaven while you toil away out here in the hot summer heat and cold wintersssssssssssssssss

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